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        Your Go-To Micronational News Source.                     Copyright 2023 under the government of the Coinín Free State    I love you, California! In an exciting announcement, Supreme Leader General Admiral Conor "The Rabbit" Gallagher of the Coinín Free State unveiled plans for his inaugural state visit to the United States. Set to take place on The 2nd of July, in the vibrant city of Los Angeles, California, this momentous occasion marks Gallagher's first opportunity to immerse himself in the American way of life. During his visit, Gallagher intends to embark on a journey that encapsulates the essence of American culture and offers a firsthand experience of the nation's renowned landmarks, traditions, and festivities. The trip holds great significance, not only in terms of personal enrichment but also in fostering cross-cultural understanding and strengthening ties between the Coinín Fr...
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        Your Go-To Micronational News Source.                     Copyright 2023 under the government of the Coinín Free State MALUS BUILT ON LIES! In a shocking turn of events, the Republic of Malus, often referred to as "Communist Larper Central," has set its sights on the esteemed Coinín Free State, unleashing a barrage of accusations rooted in sensationalism, unprofessionalism, and outright propaganda. Situated in New York, this nation has recently launched an unwarranted attack on our great nation, seemingly triggered by the Leader of the Coinín Free State's choice of jokes and edgy humor. Led by the enigmatic Luciferio Mickomik, who exhibits a disturbing obsession with all things Satanic, Malus has joined forces with Lilith Goldeen, a known individual who has been making unwelcome advances toward Supreme Leader General Admiral Conor "The Rabbit" Gallagher. These individuals, seemingly close associate...
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        Your Go-To Micronational News Source.                     Copyright 2023 under the government of the Coinín Free State  Welcome back,  Stary przyjaciel! In a surprising twist of fate, the Coinín Free State has welcomed back an old ally, the State of Darsah, after a brief period of separation. The exact reasons behind their previous estrangement remain shrouded in secrecy, with Supreme Leader General Admiral Conor "The Rabbit" Gallagher maintaining a steadfast silence on the matter. Nevertheless, the news of the reunion between the Coinín Free State and the State of Darsah has been met with enthusiasm and a renewed sense of optimism. The State of Darsah's decision to mend ties with its former ally has sparked intrigue and speculation among political observers, eager to uncover the circumstances that led to their temporary separation. While the details surrounding their reconciliation remai...
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                     Your Go-To Micronational News Source.                               Copyright 2023 under the government of the Coinín Free State   Friedensgespräche! In a historic development, the Republic of Ebenia and the Coinín Free State have come together to sign an armistice, known as "Waffenstillstand" in German, reflecting the mutual desire for peace between the two nations. The Coinín Free State, led by Supreme Leader General Admiral Conor "The Rabbit" Gallagher, has taken the lead in pursuing diplomatic channels to bring an end to the long-standing hostilities. The armistice conditions, agreed upon by both parties, outline a pathway to peace. However, it is worth noting that these conditions seem to favor the Republic of Ebenia, raising questions about the fairness of the agreement. Let us delve into the terms that have been set: Firstly...
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       Your Go-To Micronational News Source.                       Copyright 2023 under the government of the Coinín Free State   Mabruenia: "Falsz Allagatons" In an increasingly hostile campaign filled with falsehoods and misinformation, the nation known as the "Federal Republic of Mabruenia," or more colloquially as Mabruenia (or, amusingly, "Makbonu4en5ia" due to their well-documented spelling mishaps), has developed a reputation for weaving a web of lies, allegations, and false facts. Disturbingly, their attention has recently turned towards the Coinín Free State, prompting a bewildered response from the nation's leaders. It appears that Mabruenia's unfounded assault on the Coinín Free State stems from nothing more than the provocations of their ever-shifting ally, the "Republic of Ebenia." An ally notorious for its capriciousness, not only in policy but also in name and flag changes (which, let's...
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              Your Go-To Micronational News Source.                         Copyright 2023 under the government of the Coinín Free State   USR Citizen put down in political violence! In a troubling incident within the United Socialist Republics (USR), a citizen and representative of the Darsah Government faced repercussions for expressing his views on the social media platform Almchat. The individual, while discussing the state of Zeprana, criticized its current condition and suggested avenues for improvement. However, his freedom of speech was met with a ban imposed by Terry Mckeen, a prominent figure in the national assembly. This incident highlights a discrepancy between the guaranteed freedom of speech in Zeprana and the reality within the USR. It questions the commitment of the government to open dialogue and democratic principles. Additionally, the incident casts doubt on...
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        Your Go-To Micronational News Source.                      Copyright 2023 under the government of the Coinín Free State    Terry Mckeen: A false Democracy.  Distinguished and highly revered, Supreme Leader General Admiral Conor "The Rabbit" Gallagher, has recently taken to the renowned social media platform, Twitter, to articulate an astute and enlightening statement pertaining to the prevailing condition of "Free Speech" within the esteemed nation of Zeprana. The Tweet reads: "@PremierMcKeen is, unlike what he says to anyone is actually Anti Free Speech by what is featured here in these screenshots here. My friend at @DarsahGov was expressing said free speech, and got his permissions to speech taken away by Mckeen. Stop lying, Mckeen."    https://twitter.com/OfficialCoinin/status/1670445352636301312  What caused this to happen? In short summary;     A...